Yes, baby, I been drinkin'

Shouldn't come by, I know

But I found myself in trouble, darling

And I had no place where else to go

I got some whiskey from the barman

I got some cocaine from a friend

You see, I just had to keep on movin' down there

'Til I was back in your arms again

'Cause I'm guilty

Yes, I'm guilty

And I'll be guilty, baby, all the rest of my life

How come I never, never do

What I'm supposed to do

How come nothing that I try to do

Ever turns out right?

Well, you know how it is with me, baby

I just can't stand myself

And it takes a whole lot of medicine, darling

For me to pretend I'm somebody else