[Verse 1:]

I can't help being depressed

When I look down at my chest

Oh yes, my chest, it might as well be nonexistent

How can I ever compete with 34 double D's?

And I'm rollin' my eyes when I look down at my thighs

They might as well tape everything that I eat to my legs

I am too broke for the knife

Too lazy to exercise

But if I had hazel eyes

Maybe I could be fly

[Chorus:]

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

So fly, so fly

So fly-y-y

[Verse 2:]

Now listen, I've got a beautiful soul

But only four people know

They've known me since I was 10

Beauty did not matter then

Now in my twenties, all that matters

Is sex, cars, and money

I ain't got none of the three

So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas

And I sit at home jealous

There was no golden ticket in my chocolate today

And worst of all, I'm reminded in the cruelest ways

Of how I don't look and I should look

And that's why I say...

[Chorus:]

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

So fly, so fly

So fly-y-y

So fly, so fly, so fly

Fly-y-y

[Bridge:]

So, basically all I need is to be everything but me

Colored contacts, liposuction, and some implants

Somehow, that don't make much sense

I must be out of my head

If I think that I am governed by material things

So I decided I'm the definition of fly

And if you want to know why, I know what money can't buy

Don't go believing the hype

There's no runway in the sky

And no way you could be fly

Not if it costs you a dime

[Chorus:]

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

If I had no cellulite

The boys go insane

And maybe I

Maybe I, I

I could be so fly