May I have your attention, please?

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Now, time to solve a problem with me

To come to life baby

It's a strange difference

Luckily, there was fake blonde around

I heard a sound

That sound said that, best bud

You need to touch up the roots

But you failed to match the color

You should probably change your route

So I'm sorry baby

You have to say bye

And time to find the real one

Don't worry, I'll say to you hi!

Did you forget?

You call yoursеlf real slim shady

So, Let peoplе say that yes you are

Now, you can stand up

It's like rap better than hip-hop

So, for the real day, wake up

You said you loved me on the day after Sunday

And I'm saying at the end of this day

I will make this your best birthday