Well, I was sleeping in my bed one night

And then I woke up with a fright

I was floating out my window

Towards a big black blinding light

The next thing I remember

I felt a horrible pain

I looked up and saw these aliens

Putting machines in my brain

They told me they were scientists

And they promised not to attack

I said, "You can do all your experiments

If you promise not to bring me back"

We were flying around the galaxy exploring many lands

We stoped off on other planets to capture new specimens

I soon learned their language and we became good friends

I said goodbye to the planet Earth and I never went back again

They told me they were scientists

And they promised not to attack

I said, "You can do all your experiments

If you promise not to bring me back"

I said, "You can do all your experiments

If you promise not to bring me back"