[Intro]

Hey yo. So like, you guys tryna like, rap battle me and stuff, you know. Telling me on Instagram that, yo like, I'm gonna rap battle you. Try me, no balls. Well, I'm just saying, just shut up, don't do that. I'm gonna prove it to you why, right now. Skkrt

[Verse]

You better listen up

Another banger yup

You be barking like a pup

Bitch I'm like wassup

And you think I had enough

Stuffing you in truck

You think that my roasts are smaller than a cup

Well of course I'm not done doing this stuff

Do this shit perfectly so I won't get fucked

You better fucking know

That I don't wanna go

Bitch you must show

Am I ever gonna grow

Hope never fucking snows

I got homies not foes

I’m like a volcano that's about to erupt

My diamonds glow

I’m a man not a doe

Right under my toe

Bitch this is about krupt

Spitting those bars

But I can't drive a car

But I feel like a star

Fire trail no one knows how far

Drawing like a deck of cards

Now get out of my face and don't be retard

Bitch you better fucking clap

Once month that's that

If my rhymes were so wack

Why'd I be doing to this crap

June 2017 bitch that when I started rap

It’s a special type of hobby and it’s not like a trap

Money money cash

Burn that shit till it turns to ash

Tell someone that they trash

Then they'll kick your fucking ass

Stop thinking about the motherfucking past

Playing basketball don't who the fuck should I pass

Y'all don't know what the fuck made me

Go die in a hole if you want to go betray me

My name is Eldoubleuu if you want to slay me

Bitch that's not even possible if you disgrace me

Bitch go fucking pase me

If you want to race me

You know you wanna chase me

Head go to toe it's the base of me

Drinking bout 4 water bottles

Watch me fucking waddle

Feeling like the flash in the 100 meter dash who got the taste of me

You smaller than a crumb

Or your just playing dumb

Chewing you like gum

Fight me you won’t come

Tracks spreading like an infection

Taking out my aggression

I don’t need a question

Flow is toxic like a lethal injection

America bitch that’s what I’m pledging

Junk food is mostly what I’m ingesting

Go buy some lit shit that’s what I’m investing

This track getting big that’s what I’m depending

Diamonds are colder than Antarctica

Bars are hotter than summer on the chart of a

Bullshit old cringe that I keep in my darkest corner of

My mind oh shit I’m definetly not calling for a

We don't want to know who the fuck cheats

Bitch it’s so sweet

Like any meat

Fortnite fuck no cause that’s what I’ll never beat

Tryna take my cash I’m like bitch fuck no indeed

What the fuck are you doing your just so trash

Wanna fuck me now you're not gonna pass

My flow can break glass

This shit has been a little slow let me do this shit fast

Bitch I’m now finally a teen

You should fucking know what I mean

You must see

I’m me

But inside we

Can fly the bees

Nah fuck them but ain’t getting seeds

Don’t even smoke don’t even vape but does it kinda smells like some nicotine

If Peter Piper didn’t pick a pepper we won’t know bout his fucking whereabouts

But how much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck a piece of nobody cares about

If goldilocks didn’t find the bears won’t be anything to be scared about

As people In Milwaukee still gonna have to be shouting fuck the bears out loud

Slaughtering like Assassin creed

Laying on the ground till you bleed

The beast is me

And that’s what you should feed

This song is now over and so is my guarantee

[Outro]

So yeah, listen, this isn't a diss track, but I just don't want you guys keep telling me to rap battle you. Because, bro we're homies, ok. Alright, there you go. Oh by the way, Ima free more ali-, I bet I'm gonna free mre aliens than you guys