[Verse 1: El Shot]

Stand back, I hack whitehouse.com

Stand back as I DDOS Obama

Barack is sitting at his laptop, raging

One man, but I troll the whole nation

Hack Vladimir Putin's Facebook

Cos he left it logged in on my cell

Troll his shit, make a post, "I'm a gay, look"

He will look, then arrest himself

Hack Kim Jong Un's Wikipedia

Make it say that he's gay as well

I will turn our world into gay

All the world leaders will be gay as hell

This is the homosexual agenda

Yo, for real, my trolls turn tides

Fill the world with gay propaganda

One man, but I troll worldwide

[Verse 2: Grandmaster Grip]

Fuck Neil Degrasse Tyson

That dude sucks

Out here on the streets

Yelling troll science or bust

Call up my thug

Tell him I got the gwop

He rolls up, I shoot him

Are you mad or naw?

Call up my thot

Tell her she's the besta

"Am I number one?"

No it's Chuck Testa

Just got upgraded: Trollface 3.0

Client pops up;

Hand him oregano

[Verse 3: Babyface Gavin]

I'm a master troll

And that means I can't be bested

Start troll wars against me?

Then, bitch please, challenge accepted

I'll meme you hard

And leave you feeling like a Bad Luck Brian

See me on the street again and just run away cryin'

You'll never get to see another troll like me

But even when I'm not there, I'll still troll your dreams

You'll be dreaming 'bout the hottest girl you've ever seen

But you know that babyface will be the Scumbag Steve

I'll marry her in front of you

You'll see me fucking kiss her

I know that you like her

But it's my ring on her finger

I'll take her to the beach

And we're gonna watch the sunset

I'll call her my peach

And before you know it we'll get

Really crazy freaky with a crazy kinky buttplug;

Put a tail on that shit, now we're making horse love

Uh, yeah, I'm a brony

You might catch me clopping but you'll never troll me

[Outro: El Shot]

Hack your IP

Back to my old tricks

Rap about memes

Now you got trolled, kids