[Verse 1]

Hey Donald, can you hear me?

My real name is Miguel

I'm calling to ask you

Can I been a citizen?

[Chorus]

I need pension and a rest home

What's my age again?

No memory, am I senile?

Just call me Señor Citizen

Discounts are available

For senior citizens

I am confused here

I applied for señor citizen

I am confused here

They call me senior, señor

Senior citizen

[Verse 2]

Welcome to the Land of the Free

This land is my land

This land is your land

Señor Citizen

[Chorus]

I need pension and a rest home

What's my age again?

No memory, am I senile?

Just call me Señor Citizen

Discounts are available

For senior citizens

I am confused here

I applied for señor citizen

I am confused here

They call me senior citizen

[Outro]

I am confused here

I am confused here

My real name is Miguel