Why does no-one care?

It's like nobody gives a damn

Especially at this point in time

"You alright?"

Yeah, uh... Don’t use that one...

"El? You alright?"

Uh, yep, I'm fine

I can see ... everywhere

I can see apathy everywhere

Y'know what I think humanity’s greatest flaw is?

It's that, apathy

'cause wherever I go there are people who don't care

And that's what's killing us everywhere

The only way to fix this is to start giving a damn

Or everyone you know is gonna die

But how do we go about doing this?

Well, let's find out!

The first thing you might notice

If you reset your perception

Is just how slow things happen

Because of vast amounts of dawdling

We all need to practice

Whatever it is we need to

But particularly now there's not enough time

’cause practice always starts very slowly

I know about apathy

I don’t care about it though

The people who suffer it most

Always end up in charge

We need to fix that

Or else they're gonna kill us all

Whether they want to or not

We absolutely must not let them get away ...with that

No!!

"It’s a mixture of apathy and conspiracy that's made COVID the excuse to kill people over bits of paper."

Why should I care?

This doesn't need to be important

[Section asking why, which is missing from the short versions]

COVID-19 isn't what is going to kill us all

That role goes to numbers in a computer somewhere

Stop making me repeat myself

Just try and listen for a change

The world is ending and you don’t care

We need do deal with our apathy

[Collapse that's missing from the short versions]

AAARRGHH!! THAT'S IT!!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!

When confronted with our greatest flaw

Most of us don't see what it is

I have managed to get the seeing part down

But fixing it is another thing and I just don't care

I wonder why that is

How do I even explain this?

You think COVID-19's what's killing you

I'm so sick of everything

And I don't know how most of it even works

Priorities make no goddamn sense

Why's what Magic Sky Man said more important than virology

And why do so many people even care anymore?

It's never been important 'cause he doesn't bloody exist

And if you still believe in him that's fine, technically

But you don't have to get so offended when science gets involved

[Section about Drake and a volcano that's missing from the short versions]

I already warned you idiots, but you didn't care!!

Your apathy towards your own lives is ending the human race!

"No-one cares, no-one cares," I hear that all the time

Why do you think COVID-19 has the become to excuse to regress 800 years

& turn everyone into goddamn serfs?

Why are they trying to convince us that doing so will make us happy?

How d'you suppose we lose our stuff?

Cops coming round and taking it?

I don't think that's how it'll work

The method will be even stranger

Random patterns of electrons

Also known as The Trust Framework

But come on, that's not gonna work...!

...right? Right??

Oh noooooOOOOOO!!!

Screw you!!

Try to care!!

We're all going to die!!

Just 'cause you haven't finished that game

Doesn't mean you can let your friends die!!

Don't put your frigging mask on!

You're a slave to people who only THINK they're in charge!!

Why are they still alive?!!??

Why's everyone a bystander?

You have limbs! Why don't you use them!!?

Still you wonder why so many people want you dead!!

Humans don't all act the same way for the same reasons!

I've had enough of this!

It's time... to fight back now!!

Only get involved if it actually affects you

Why does that apply here?

Well, this determines how you die

Stop ignoring everything that's important

The apathy of humanity is what will end up wiping it out