Oh, if only Brazil was not so far

Far away I would swim or walk or ride

But never ever fly

But all the noise of the maniacs there

The sweat on my face it's worth to bear

But I don't wanna bounce and die

Then I see a lady in a tight blue dress

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for

Stewardess before the crash

Lavatory Love Machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory Love Machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

I'm at your disposal

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide

Wheeling junk along the aisle

Keep your seat belt fastened

You're whipping with an iron voice

You command

Oh, mistress, I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat

I realize the domina feels the same

And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory Love Machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory Love Machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Lavatory Love Machine

Honey do you like the way I cream?!

(Pilot speaking)

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. My name is Long-Dong Rodriguez and I want to welcome you on board on this flight triple-X 69 to Copacabana

And, ahh... unfortunately we are a little bit late and some of you probably gonna get laid, haha, I hope for you, but...

However, we can arrive on time anyway because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?"

Now if I gotta die

I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash

Let them know I've been alive

Till I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine

No fear to quell my steam

Lavatory Love Machine

Woh-oh

Lavatory Love Machine

Don't hear the scary noises

From the turbine when you scream

Lavatory Love Machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Lavatory Love Machine

Honey do you like the way I cream?

Lavatory Love Machine

Woh-oh

Lavatory Love Machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Woh-oh

Lavatory Love Machine