[Announcer:]

Animation

Vs

Anything

Megumin

Vs

Ralsei

Draw!

[Verse 1: Ralsei, Berdly]

Once apon a time, a legend was whispered

Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards

Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark

Depart on a quest to be this kid's babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler! I'm not your foe!

I do recall Berdly is a big fan of your show! (True!)

Though with that raunchy script, it must've been quite the test

I can tell your voice actors... (Errrr...) tried their very best?

Aww, that's a cute costume, what'd you get it for?

Our release has passed; it's not Halloween anymore!

Now I'm not judging, I know your family's plenty poor

But I'm pretty sure sharing baths ain't what friends are for

[Verse 2: Megumin]

Kazuma! This clown's tryna start with Axel's crowd

'Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds

I would skip the introduction but my name can be announced fine

Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun

Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson

Battling me is a death wish; I'm no pacifist

This Darkner's like Darkness: both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side

But if you don't want the smoke, then put the doobie aside

You're always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight

We conquered the Demon King, you couldn't defeat a Knight

[Verse 3: Ralsei, Susie]

Was that her only shot? It looks like now she's tired

This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her!

Susie, she's already been recruited! Heh. Hardly!

This would be the first time she's been invited to a party!

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!

Why don't you cast a spell you don't know and watch what happens?

Or just SPARE us you ACT 'cuz when paired on a track

You can call us Kazuma Heh, we carried your ass! (SUSIE!!)

[Verse 4: Megumin, Yunyun, Both Megumin and Yunyun]

Megumin! I thought I was your battle rap rival!

Yunyun, relax, it's just a prince and his disciple

This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met??

Yeah, right? What kinda teacher has no subjects!

The prince is a match; I bet he's really a lightner

Looks like Ralsei and Asriel are both serial liares

When we conjure explosion with teamwork together!

You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever