JACK - Intellectual

[Intro]

Wooo

This beat is crazy

Did I make that?

Oh yeah, I forgot

[Verse 1]

Yeah

I don't know s*** about f*** and that's an understatement

It's like I live stuffed in a box down in Grandma's basement

I'm oblivious to the world that's why my brain's vacant, can't fake it

I'm wound tighter than a botched facelift

Thanks, sorry to make you jump backward

I got the bodily awareness of a drunk bastard

God forbid you ever wanted to make some friendly conversation (Long silence)

Small talk's too freaking complicated

I'm bad at math so it must be ADD

I'm typing upside down hello's on TI-83

This is great TV watching me sit in a meeting

Have respect don't interrupt while I stare at the ceiling, no hard feelings

I don't know how to iron these clothes

That's why all the shirts I wear look like Tommy Lee Jones

Looks ridiculous but no need to pity me

Perhaps before I die I can learn to fold a fitted sheet (Finally)

[Chorus]

I don't think you know me

Got my head in a box living low key, yeah

Time moves slowly

Locked away but the lid can't hold me

Spring-loaded to the melody

Am I gonna be your friend or your enemy? Uh…

We'll never know that 'cause

I don't know, you don't know, we don't know Jack

[Verse 2]

I'm on my 51st date 'cause my memory sucks

Like I drank a fifth of Jack now I'm getting a buzz

Stepped in the truck, the tire done gone flat

I have to jack this shit up? Good thing I can call Dad

Now I can haul ass like I did car jacking

Ripped the Lo Jack out so now there's no tracking

Around a curve, swerve bang! I think we jackknifed it

Mr. Mechanic, I'll gladly pay your jacked prices

I'm not a jack of all trades 'cause I don't do labor

I'm a grown man but as handy as a teen gamer

I'm not a lazy jack just a tad loopy

But watch me lose my s*** and go off like Jack Ruby, sue me

I'm unstable but who's the Jack behind the trigger?

The ending is the same whether it's Bauer or The Ripper

Cold son of a b**** I'm Jack Frost's kid

But I'm still going down f****** like Jack Dawson (Rose!)