[Verse 1: Lemson aka Power-Aids]
Bring her back to the crib for some cold pizza
She say my dick worth more than the Mona Lisa (COT DAMN)
Lights off, start bumping some Halluci-NATION
If she ain't cooperatin' I'mma stick to masturbation
Finish fast, I say I'm rusty
I call her fat, she says she's a little husky
Get back in the bed, beat the pussy up
Now she giving me head like she blowin' kuch blunts
I'm like pass the shit, no not my dick
I'm talkin' about those leaves rapped in a stick
4:20 A.M., oh heavens look at the time
Cum in her mouth now she actin' like a mime
I'm like "bitch don't nigga lip the blunt with cum in your mouth"
She starts to shout and it all comes out
Escort her out the door, put on chapstick
And all shit happening as I'm rapping
So I'm like...
[Hook]
Pick her up at the club, bring her back to crib
2 condoms on, I ain't tryna have kids
She know what it is, snort a line of cold rice
Swag on my dick, call it Old Spice
Old Spice
Old Spice
Keep my balls fresh, call it Old Spice
Old Spice
Old Spice
And we gon' be fucking the whole night
[Verse Vegetarian 1, Fuck a Beef, Love n Peace Is What I Bring]
So I, blaze in a maze, the daze is amaze
-Zing, but how many ways or days can I face
Without jackin' Jill, whether it's just ill or the real deal
To kill is sill-y, but still I will
[Verse 2: BBD$]
I’m about that life - nut shots and dust squats
Fitteds and high-tops, kaleidoscopes and crack rocks
‘Cause I’m bouncin’, Whoop Whoop, boutta swoop
Up a cluckhead and bring her backback to the chicken coop
Nigga you know, I Kill’t the club…………. Scottish
High off that weed…………………………. Oddish
Damn, known to go ham like a retarded pig
Porkin will get you chopped off so keep it zipped
‘Cause you know me, I keep it real like a fishing rod
Boiiii go hard like he fucking Metapods
Come through clean like my shiny teeth and me
Come through looking clean like polished skeet
Got green all day like the Eagles and Packers
Tear a masturbator in half, Rip the Jacker
Like you fucked with the principal, you boutta be called
Nigga we got beef all day like Oswald’s dog
[Verse 3: Sexual Wizard]
Slob on the knob, slob on the knob
Dont fuck fat bitches can't make the dick throb
Smell that? Fuck yea smell of old spice (spice)
I dont give a shit bitch, youre hot, whats your price (price)
Dick in the air, bitches sittin like a chair
Reverse cow girl let me yank on your hair
You into weird shit? Nah man not me
But if its the only way you’ll touch my D then sure
I’ll pee pee pee on ya.. Im that sexual wizard (wizard)
Flick of the wand, look down fuck your mom
Beat that pussy up, choke you out with your thong
Milfs everywhere, milfs everywhere (everywhere)
I’m cool man, unless ya know they got hair
Nig on this beat, potions made of potent skeet
Nuts hangin' low right down to the fee
[Hook]
[Verse 4: MyNamesCody]
Eat squad bitch, I'mma eat dat ass
On your period ho? I'mma eat dat pad
Eat your cat, til dat ish go bad
I'mma eat your mom, maybe eat your dad
Old spice n***a what you kno about it
You jealous af cause I touched a tit
I fucked these twins, pussy full of lint
Tweeted about them l8r, Klonopin
[Bridge: Jeff Mangum]
Fresh like Old Spice
We never going back to the broke life
[Verse 67: Notatroll AKA Slick Pitino AKA Han Yolo]
Watch the champ get her pussy wet, call me Slick Pitino
Always wear a glove when I love her like Gambino
The Don, I rule like Nero
Bitch sex me, like XV I’m a hero from a zero
I’m the shit, take a whif like Old Spice
Light 67 spliffs cuz you know I’m bout that life
And crush the beat daily like a fat wife
I think I need to use a pause, cat fight
Flow so nasty, maggots in a dick hole
Don’t get the reference, get Lem to PM
Fair warning you might get a chubby when you see them
In my prime, I minster these lands
RIP to the Iron Female
Shout out to Garg, got his eyes on shemales
#EatSquad hard as brick, waka flocka flock
Fuckin’ up the country, Dolly Parton on my cock
You’re slippin’ on the rocks, we sippin’ on Ciroc
Bitches on my jock, I could be a undie model
Fundies gobble scripture, me I’ll fuck your bitch first
Only second in that category to Based God
Based Dog, Lady rub my red rocket till it take off
Swerv on the daily, never take the brakes off
[Verse 6: Teddy Westside]
L dispenser of the year, taker of all virgins
Mobalizing to your bitch's house rocking a fresh turban
Bush on the pussy make a nigga feel young
And when I'm eating the ass, a nigga be licking his thumbs
Hittin' them bong rips with that bitch Claire Abbott
I got inside her panties but I swear she might've forgot (oops)
Filling bitches with Nesquick, chasing it down with this dick
If she doesn't see the roofie my nigga then she deserves it
We just some edgy mothafuckers with clean whips
Breaking bad bitches in half with this obscene dick
Sending nudes to the queen, end up on BBC
"Stunning young man adamantly arouses Her Majesty"
Thirsting for Emily Watson, I'll settle for Amanda
But Miley Cyrus can get it as long as she brings a camera
So when some other dude hits it I can say I hit it first
I prolly won't be her best but I sure as hell won't be her worst
[Verse 7: M'Balls]
Sometimes I morph into a hot rapper; shapelift
Scribbled a hot verse, but my dog ate it
Bitch, that wasn't my homework, why you ate it?
I'll just smoke away the pain, got eight lit
Cute girl passing me by, might as well mate it
That's what we do, we the Eat Squad, we on that ape shit
Better than Brick Squad, check all the houses we made, bitch
Look at all the bread we made, bitch, I baked it
I'm realer than most, you can't fake this
This is very real, dawg, you're not halluci-nating
Went out with an elderly Indian woman, that's that old spice
Met Dyaz' ex-girls, he had turned them both to dykes
Showed them my flavor, pulled a Kramer, now they into men again
A player, later I'm gon' get double D's on deez nuts, I measured them
[Outro: Kuch and Algernon]
Eat-Squad chillin in the building
Like a beach bod pinned to your ceiling
You admire us, you desire us
You wanna f-c-k and I ain't talkin firetruck
Yeah see we're the winningest fam
Rotating girls like the Michelin Man