[Chorus]

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor

Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor

Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after

[Post-Chorus]

When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out

You’re locked out so pick the locks out

Run up you’ll get socked out

Can’t come in, get blocked out

I do it when I talk out

You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...

Better not pull up when I clock out

[Verse 1]

You don’t want no smoke, you make me laugh just like a joke

I gotta work for 24 hours I’m wide awoke

My co worker told a scary story, I wish he hadn’t spoke

It was a story about the fry cook that now is a Ghost

He cut his hand off and replaced it with a spatula

Then he died, got fired now he out for blood, Dracula

So if you work at the Krusty Krab then he after ya

He wants revenge so he’s gonna start a massacre

My blood pressure going up, cardiovascular

There’s a bus but I only see one passenger

I see someone outside, he just got off the ride

He bout to come inside, man I don’t want to die

[Chorus]

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor

Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor

Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after

[Post-Chorus]

When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out

You’re locked out so pick the locks out

Run up you’ll get socked out

Can’t come in, get blocked out

I do it when I talk out

You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...

Better not pull up when I clock out

[Verse 2]

The lights turned on and off, that was the first warning

Then the phone rang, no one talked, felt like they were ignoring

Then the bus that killed him pulled up and he crossed the street

He tapped on the glass, me and my coworker weeped

Then he came inside and we started to scream

It was a nightmare, no it wasn’t a dream

Turns out it was a kid, he was looking for a job

Can't believe I was scared, instantly the fear stopped

But wait who was messing with the lights

It was Nosferatu, don’t worry everything is alright

Now I’m ready to go home, now that I know the unknown

Even though I’m not alone, I’m still shook from the phone

[Chorus]

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor

Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor

Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after

[Post-Chorus]

When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out

You’re locked out so pick the locks out

Run up you’ll get socked out

Can’t come in, get blocked out

I do it when I talk out

You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...

Better not pull up when I clock out

[Outro]

Trick or Treat