[Verse 1]

Well, how would we fit into

A straightjacket made for two?

Side by side or back to back, a court ordered stack

You know I'd always watch your six

On down that river Styx

Bobbin' like apples

Forbidden fruit stuck in a hellish loop

[Chorus]

No space between these sorted sardines

Crammed in a stitched up kangaroo

Let's buckle down on a wedding gown

A little straightjacket made for two

Made for crooks like me and you

[Verse 2]

Not sure about the fit

Well, I'm choking but lovin' it

Fixated on asphyxiation

Catch your breath, let's share a cigarette

[Chorus]

No space between thesе sorted sardines

Crammed in a stitchеd up kangaroo

Let's buckle down on a wedding gown

A straightjacket made for two

Made for crooks like me and you