[Intro: E. Eclipse]
Ah shit!
9-11 what's your emergency?
I just stapled my balls to the desk bro
I-I li-like like I'm legit scared bro
An ambulance is on the way sir
Man come on come on come on
Yeah, it's just on the way
Get an ambulance out here please
[Verse 1: E. Eclipse]
C-B-T yuh, C-B-T yuh
I be hit my dick till' it bleed yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Suck on the toes, yeah I fuck on deez hoes
I cook on my nuts like some toast yuh
Stomp on my penis yeah I wear that Adidas
I rush B like I need this I need your fetus
I pee this shit out like, I need to see this
The blood out me peanid, the teeth on my weenus
I blow my cock up like a balloon
Whip my dick in, I need to nail soon
I carry a tune, I'll rapŠµ a baboon
See your girl, smash her soon aye
This one for tunŠµ
Now my boy gon' hit one two
If your ass fat then I'm tryna tap that
If your ass down then Imma smack that
Stuff rocks in my dick, then imma hit a kick
Smoke this lotta, I bill clouds
Then I ground up my nuts, ow
And you know, I still got baby teeth
I like BDSM, I rug burn my cock
What did she say? Aye
[Verse 2: The Muffler Man]
We the best music for real though
Yo yo yo it's your boy, The Muffler Man
This is very bad, ask your dad
This is illegal like killing a beagle
Like shooting someone with a Deagle
Like I ain't even know, yo bro, so woah
Don't do this, this is bad
Ask your dad
This is illegal like killing a beagle with a deagle
I pledge allegiance to the eagle, of America
Frick you, Erica
You like asparagus way too much
You got fat, off of fudge
Don't misjudge me, I'm cool
Cooler than, you'll ever be
Eventually, you all will see
This is very bad ask your dad
This is illegal like killing a beagle
Like shooting someone with a deagle
Like I ain't even know, yo bro, so woah
This is wacky though
This iwegal, this illegal
Like shooting a dog with a deagle
Specifically, a beagle
Ahh Ahh
[Verse 3: Uhh Some dude I guess]
Uh lolz, uh give me a beat please
Something really creative so that
I don't get called a dish today, alright? [Stop calling me a Lil Dvrkie clone you fucking bish]
CBT on my body, and CBT on your shawty
CBT on yo body
Kill em' with motherfucker wanna Mario party, and know you kill me
Semen in my fucking veins
I just wanna go insane
Cock and ball torture on the beat
Cock and ball torture type beat beat
When you suck on my sheet, wanna suck on my D?
Suck on my ski man suck on my semen
I fuck with some demons they keep on dat screaming
I fuck on yo bitch and I like it so re-mans
Re-mans and Reeboks I fuck with some new cocks
I fuck on yo bitch while you sucking on cock
I walk it yo bitch, and I walk you I'm killing me niggas
They killing me dadd-y
Woah killing bitch oh no
Wanna fuck, my flow?
Demons kill, oh no!
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!
What's Demon gonna do on the flow?
Oh my god, Oh my god I don't know!
We don't mess with that gay shit, partner
We don't mess with that gay shit, partner
We just wanna call around, hit our lead
We just wanna ride our horses and our dicks
Fucking Ram Ranch and hitting fucking shit
And wow wow wow round' hear folks
Kill em' mean, yeah I'm so fucking smoked
Also the weed, you fucking know
Howdy partner, you need to know
That cock and ball torture is around hear folks
Is called a custom, it it's traditionary
Hey your bitch, Imma fuck her in missionary marmer
I'm a farmer, not a mortor
I'm a godsend
[Outro: Uhh Some dude I guess}
Stop calling me, a Lil Darkie clone please
This is a joke song, uh nigga lettuce