[Intro]

Yeah

Freestyle Friday 15, it's middle school month, May, let's go!

[Verse 1]

Age thirteen, living life awkward

8th grade sucks so we're looking for a bargain

Chillin' in the parking, lot like its cool

When really we're the fat kids swimming in the pool

The girls like assholes tiny lil' rascals

Couldn't pull a chick even if I had a lasso

Not that I tried, it was easier to be cool

Even though our attitudes were really just see through

All them insecurities mountain like the Pyrenees

Don't wanna see myself cover up the mirror please

Why am I taller than all of my teachers?

And why I gotta wear this grown man sized tee shirt?

Chillin' in the bleachers, tryna skip gym class

Why run a mile while YOU need slim fast

You get a hall pass, I'm the new substitute

Can't tell me nothin' so go and bug another dude

[Hook]

I got hair on my nuts

And I can be scary as fuck

And all I wanna do is some bad shit

Got a good family but I'm actin' like a bastard

And they tell me I'm smart

But that ain't gon' get me no broad

So for now I'm the class clown

Swallow the emotions then pull the mask out

[Verse 2]

At the middle school dance

Mister DJ please play our anthem

Requests are granted

Discman skips and the tables shaky

When the beat cuts off you piss off the ladies

The boys just laugh cuz' we caught a break

And now its back to the wall to just stall and wait

Hoping that a girl got the balls to say

"You wanna slow dance? Boys II Men is about to play"

WELL I DO!

And lucky for you, my two left feet stayed home tonight

So you can take off your shoes, and I'll make all of the moves

Keep them lil' petite feet on mine you got nothing to lose

No alcohol to quell the inhibitions

We fight those with jokes about kissin'

Both got braces break the ice with em'

Same orthodontist, yes, he's a dickhead

Grab your girls, and I'll grab my homies

Everyone's happy cuz' now we ain't lonely

Wasn't that hard regards to those phonies

Still play the wall and actin' so ornery

Shake them off and slip on them tiles

Who you call losers tonight are on fire

Improvised dancin'like Jack McGuyver

But the lights come on -- WE don't know how to say bye cause-

[Hook]

I got hair on my nuts

And I can be scary as fuck

And all I wanna do is some bad shit

Got a good family but I'm actin' like a bastard

And they tell me I'm smart

But that ain't gon' get me no broad

So for now I'm the class clown

Swallow the emotionst then pull the mask out

[Bridge]

We rockin' to some slow jams

You grind on my OH DAMN

The teacher says none of that

Tryna seperate us, come on now where's the fun in that