Cursed Crossroads

By Dynected

On Enter The Earworm

Released on June 16, 2026

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[Verse 1]

Used to doing mathematics, on the right track

I bounce back from bad habits, kill them bats like Black Sabbath

But it’s not magic though

Miles above you, watching the traffic

This loser isn’t sober, he’s a poser

Pushing posies over on his John Deere mower

Listening to sissy boner jams

Eating out the combination peanut butter and jelly can

Cold approach some Old souls, posted at the goalpost

Ask if they could spare a roach, then inhale the Holy Ghost

Guess it could be said I really do the most

But goes without saying that I’m French toast

Slumped off of benzos and probably in the end zone

Body is a temple and there's gold all on my headphones

I’m the rawest stoic, doing aerobics in the jungle gym

You ain’t the GOAT, you only hope that you could fuck with him

Ain’t that Gene and them ’bout to hit the scene again

And leave him bleeding then— say goodbye Avitazen if you German man

But maybe we all a little German at heart

And maybe you rappers could smell my fart


[Verse 2]

Walk the plank, cross-eyed

Hold up, I’m offside

Better than them other guys and I don’t even try

Stigmatized by who?

Here’s a little tithe to your Christian enterprise

With the all-gold chains on and the Gucci on the ties

Small small world, but world worldwide

And I’m word-wise

I don’t waste time trying to figure how the bird flies

I think we home free, finally

I’m exactly where I’m 'posed to be

Posted with the Coast Guard in Costa Rica, smoking weed

You think this shit is a hoax

It’s not—I’m broke as a joke

Climbing the mountain, but it’s a slippery slope

I’m the fork in the road

I'm the The knot at the end of the rope


[Verse 3]

I’m an innocent man, why do I gotta take the stand?

They manipulate my brain, it was never my plan

To do it like this—infiltrate your kids’ minds

Pollute it with the nitrous, self-righteous

Subconscious chemical substitute tonics

Mass-produced nonsense, ba-dum-tss symbolic

Traffic, internal organs

Set up the cam, record it

Mashallah, C4, forfeit

Metal mouth bitch, stuck her tongue slit in the outlet

Statue of a mouse and it’s holding my chia pet

‘Cause I can’t give it no cookie

Talking ’bout “you got milk?”—really got me looking

Crack rock cooking, crack rock like Moses

Spelunking in the crack rock, get claustrophobic

And in case you didn’t notice

Welcome to my new aerobics class

Today we gon’ be spinning round and round and going really fast


[Verse 4]

State your intention

The Bible should’ve given me an honorable mention

Pay homage in different dimensions

Dialed into different extensions

Yung V-card, clown like Semar

I gave birth to mirth, prepare for the detour

Gesture of a jester, I fucked her but never met her

An intellectual in a lecture, a three-way trimester

Don’t get bent out of shape, just think out of the box

Young monkey bait on the interstate with Megan Fox

In an altered state with stolen plates

Luck of the Irish, thumbing like a pirate

Hell-stricken, Wiccan tyrant

Calendar of the Mayan

This the season of love, hugs, and infinite drugs

Perceiving what that mean and just proceed to then throw slugs