[Verse 1]

If I could turn her on

I would but it’s out

Of my hands

I’ll never figure it out

And if she just would

Turn on I’d end up

Wrapped all around

Her little fingers

Who knows maybe I

Started too strong

I didn’t mean to impose

This is getting me

Nowhere

If I could find all

Her switches

I’d flip them to

See if she’d hum

That’s not my decision

But she could

Take what I’ve done

Between her fingers and thumb

She could send it out

Somewhere

[Chorus]

She’s an amplifier

Like I never

Have known before

If she would let me

All the sounds that

She could get

I swear

She’s a dual-rectifier

And I’m melting

All over the floor

I think she knows it

But she never really shows

That she cares for me

So I’m thinking that

I must be too lame of a player

[Verse 2]

If I could just get her going

I’d be lying in her deep tones

They’d rumble down to my bones

If I could find all

Her switches

I’d flip them to

See if she’d hum

That’s not my decision

But she could

Take what I’ve done

Between her fingers and thumb

She could send it out

Somewhere

[Chorus]

She’s an amplifier

Like I never

Have known before

If she would let me

All the sounds that

She could get

I swear

She’s a heart-liquifier

And I’m melting

All over the floor

I think she knows it

But she never really shows

That she cares for me

So I’m thinking that

I must be too lame of a player

[Bridge]

I’m so pathetic I think

That I’m making all the wrong turns

I must have said it fifty times

To fifty people who’ve heard

That I’m just waiting, waiting

Waiting, waiting, waiting

For her

She is..

[Chorus]

She’s an amplifier

Like I never

Have known before

If she would let me

All the sounds that

She could get

I swear

She’s a dual-rectifier

And I’m melting

All over the floor

I think she knows it

But she never really shows

That she cares for me

You know she don’t care for me

She don’t care for me

So I’m thinking that

I must be too lame of a player