"The world's wonder, long-dick buck-bender, all-night grinder

Womb-finder, sheet-shaker, baby-maker, and money taker"

Don't wanna be your teacher

Don't wanna be your preacher

Don't wanna be your keeper

I wanna be your pimp

Don't wanna be your lover

Don't wanna be your brother

Don't wanna be your mother

I wanna be your pimp

Ah, well, I met you at the Greyhound bus

In a world of passion and lust

Met you at the Greyhound

At the Greyhound bus

Don't wanna be your pastor

I wanna be your master

I'm just a fucking bastard

I wanna be your pimp

I wanna be your pimp

I wanna be your pimp

I wanna be your pimp

I wanna be your pimp