[Opening: Neekolul]

But when someone is talking about guys simping for a girl

I just don't understand what's wrong with, like, worshipping a girl

There's nothing wrong with that, okay?

Simping isn't bad, simping is king shit

[Intro: DVK]

Let's go again, you guy

It's the youngest ōzeki, you guy

[Verse 1: DVK and Stephanie Sheh]

Spending that cheque

On the Internet, the shawty had some mad breasts (Ehen)

Tugging on my little man, I never had sex

Struggling with women ever since the back bench

Shawty was a dream, she's moving her fine junk

Wiping up the screen, the damage was five pumps (You guy)

Then I fucked around and got the sub for nine months

Fuck the red pill dudes, a bunch of prime cunts (Fuck them niggas, you guy)

Finger in the air 'cause I'd rather tip a goddess (Uh)

Tying up her hair while she talks about the forest (Don't forget to subscribe!)

Saw some little kids calling DVK a simp in the comments (Ala?)

If simping was a forest, he's the bromus (Uh)

'Cause I'm the goat eating up these other fake blokes to be honest (Fucking bitch)

Don't mention my name unless you're paying homage

Never needed a refrain or a chorus, pardon me

[Verse 2: DVK]

The honey just posted tonight

Showing off her tummy, then she turns to the right

She's a sexy bunny, touching myself to her thighs

Then I send the money, go get your man something nice (Go get your man something nice, you guy)

Got no time for the fighting (Nah)

Easier to find a woman online to your liking (For real, you guy)

24/7 posterior (Uh)

Always available, she's never on her period (Nah)

Stacking the same cheese that China has (We're getting money, nigga)

Paying a few fees for the private chat (Uh)

Direct feedback, helping out my fellow men

Huh, we participate in her development as a performer (Ehen)

Paying for her visits to the sauna from the gym (You guy)

Getting stronger, getting slim (Uh)

Sexier than before, so I'm even more interested

Comes to getting off, that's a return on my investment (Ehen)

Taking charge of exactly how I finish

Give her gold bars to do exactly what I'm willing

Doesn't have be sexual, could make her do a spin

Made her take off her vest, open the bin, told her, "Take a shit" (Fucking bitch)

No need to pull bitches (Nah)

Some of you lames talk a big game just to tap it for two minutes (You guys are fucking wack, man)

Getting back to biz, need to go and be a simp, pardon me (Pardon me, fucking bitch)

[Refrain: DVK and Hidenari Ugaki]

Straddling the ring since a local boy (Since a local boy)

Charge your bitch across the screen, then I "dosukoi"

Straddling the ring since a local boy (Since a local boy)

Charge your bitch across the screen, then I "dosukoi" (Dosukoi!)

[Outro: DVK, David Jeremiah, and Hidenari Ugaki]

Ōzeki

Taking into custody a half-naked man, charged with voyeurism

I'm turning him in to the local authorities

(You've got it all wrong! But please, let me just check!)