I sit in a yellow cubicle

And I type at an orange screen

And I'll get a raise next Tuesday

If I can keep my office clean

The women here ignore me

They call me "Scrawny Dan"

But that's because they don't know me

They don't know who I really am!

I AM CHEWBACCA!

I AM A WOOKIE!

I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!

I FIX THE ROBOTS!

DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!

I AM CHEWBACCA!

IN NEED OF NO ONE!

IN WANT OF NOTHING!

I AM CHEWBACCA!

I HAVE NO HOME!

MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!

DON'T FUCKING TAUNT ME!

DON'T TAUNT CHEWBACCA!

I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!

I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!

I think about my home planet

When I'm in the conference room

I wear a coat and tie

But my heart is filled with gloom

Cause that faggot on the Death Star

Would like to see me dead

Someday I'll tear off his black helmet

And take a dump on his fuckin' head!

I AM CHEWBACCA!

I AM A WOOKIE!

I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!

ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??

YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA??

I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

I AM CHEWBACCA!

I'VE GOT NO HOME!

MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!

YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF!

I AM CHEWBACCA!

KISS MY ASS!

EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

MOTHERFUCKAAH!

MOTHERFUCKAAAH!!

MOTHERFUCKAAAAAHH!!!