Lockhard - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Got me unofficial top and yesterday's Herald

Lord of the manor in me parking world

I'm working the Green, I'm workin' the Cool'

Looking out for your car, makin' it rule

I'll reverse ya in, I'll reverse ya out

If there's somethin' comin' you'll hear me shout:

"Lockhard!"

Peaked hat, donkey jacket

Some say I'm runnin' an unauthorised racket

Providin' a service, it's job creation

Cash in hand that no-one's tracin'

You may think you're parked and ready to run

But I'll appear in the man in 'Mun

You'll be all right there, you're not out too far

Rest assured missus, I'll look aftеr your car

"Lockhard!"

Come on in missus! You've at least anothеr metre

Don't worry about that, I know a good panel beater

Don't blame me, love, it wasn't my fault

You should've hit the brakes when I shouted "halt!"

It couldn't have been me, been parkin' cars for years

It must've been your import, and your fartin' gears

Down hard on the left, missus!

"Lockhard!"

(Come on in missus!

Hand down on the left

Get that lock on!

Come on in, you've plenty of room there

What do you mean is your rear end stickin' out too far?

I'm a parkin' attendant, not a plastic surgeon

Hua-ha-ha-ha!)