[Hook]

Hungry boy, Wicklow boy, burger bar, burger bar

Chip vans, got me man, coleslaw, country boy

In your burger, country boy

What ya havin'? Who's payin'? What's this? Fishy kiss

Last bus, last rides, bad night, wrap it up

Keep it tight, dinner box, in the snot, lap it up

Fire it up, throw it up, where's the money?

Burger bar, burger bar, burger bar

No petrol in the car, who's gonna pay?

It's you, boy

[Hook]

Hungry boy, Wicklow boy, burger bar, burger bar

Chip vans, got me man, coleslaw, country boy

In your burger, country boy

What ya havin'? Who's payin'? What's this? Fishy kiss

Last bus, last rides, bad night, wrap it up

Keep it tight, dinner box, in the snot, lap it up

Fire it up, throw it up, where's the money?

Burger bar, burger bar, burger bar

No petrol in the car, who's gonna pay

It's you, boy

[Verse 1]

Mega, mega large fries, large coke, quarter pounder, cheeseburger

Milkshake, onion rings, curry sauce, sausage rolls

Chicken box, snack box, no pox, chicken pox

Hurry, hurry, curry, curry, bleedin' hot, bleedin' hot

Wrap it up, wrap it up, we want it hot, want it hot

"Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger!"

"Larger, larger, larger, larger, more chips!"

Soft cloths, soft plates I want it fresh, in me face

Real potatoes, real potatoes, not frozen, real potatoes

Spud boy

[Verse 2]

Shouting, "Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"

Plastic chairs, plastic cheese, greasy tiles, on me knees

Orange tiles, ugly tiles, smell the fat for bleedin' miles

Good night, top night, ruin it all, start a fight

What'd he do? Skip the queue, call the guards, give them yards

Till they flash the yellow card at you, boy

[Verse 3]

Shouting "Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger!"

"Larger, larger, larger, larger, more chips!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"

"Arkla! Arkla! Arkla! Arkla! Arkla!"

"Arkla! Arkla! Arkla! County Wickla!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"

"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"

[Outro (spoken words)]

I tell ya, I'm outta breath, lads

What'd ya mean "take two"?