Verse 1: Duncecap

Sitting like a scolded dog, no one really knows the fog

Blasphemy everything, Jacob's ladder uppercuts your jaw

Scramble for angles, scratch the cue ball in

All I really want's love when the roof falls in

A black bag can't mask pain

Any draft, plenty back, that's great, make 'em sack that pain

Like my problem fits in a box wine of an alcoholic cliché

After all, tomorrow is another chardonnay

My hardships start to fade, hearts gets awful grey, darkness starts my day

Black out curtains, blacked out life, smoke sacks at night

Hit both limits, tapped out twice

I have a sense of fate that breaks hastefully, lately

Dreams are dating me, get a job that steak ain't free

You can't break your leash, unchain your beast

You died a long time ago Mr. Enabled Creep

Now you see...

Hook: x2

Social Drinker and my friends are alcoholics

I got a problem and I don't know what to call it

Down the liquor, chew the ice and eat the garnish

Down the liquor, chew the ice and eat the garnish

(There's no fun drinking alone, he want's company)

Verse 2: Lt Headtrip

I promised myself that I wouldn't drive

So I'm the designated drunk and I'm trying to look alive

With a dependance the government couldn't hide

And a desperate dose of penance, functional isn't fine anymore

She don't deserve my crooked eyes that look deprived of 

Who she fell for, before I mistook imbibing

For a lifestyle fitting to build trust in a partner

I'm trying to be an artist, but I'm rusting through my armor

She'd rather me dry and I'd rather be high 

So I dabble in lies of sobriety she can't seem to buy

Pretty promise with a cherry and a class full of rye

I took the bullet for myself and happily died

Nah, survived by a damsel and a gaggle of…

Un-pacified rappers that'll patch up in time

I'll pay my tab after last call arrives 

And hit that bottom shelf liquor on the other side

Fuck it, I tried 

(Would act like a deadly poison)

Hook: x2

Social Drinker and my friends are alcoholics

I got a problem and I don't know what to call it

Down the liquor, chew the ice and eat the garnish

Down the liquor, chew the ice and eat the garnish