[HOOK: GOOGIE]

My dick is mad hard

My life is mad hard

The only thing harder than my life is my dick

The only thing harder than my dick is my life

The only thing harder than my dick is my life


[VERSE 1: DUNCECAP]

Standing on the moon and i didn't even put the flag up

It's mad tough, trying to fap and nap in a hammock

A whole new meaning to sway in the morning

Lives less hard when the sites get boring

I'm washing my chest kill the family reunion

Shoot em down the drain, pain's gone (what you doing now)

I'm sick of being a couch potato, saturated french fry

Burn a bridge or two so I can watch a couple friends die

Why'd I say i had it rough? I'm suck a fucking asshole

Trashy person, lacking love, trapped inside a bad role

In line for the creeper race

Every shade of crazy is a person that could speak for days

Or keep quiet, not tryna be seen

Texting my girlfriend, not trying to be seen

Calls from my mom, not tryina be seen

You sound like Oedipus, not tryna be mean


[HOOK: GOOGIE]

My dick is mad hard

My life is mad hard

The only thing harder than my life is my dick

The only thing harder than my dick is my life

The only thing harder than my dick is my life