[Verse 1]

I shuffled across the carpet in my loafers

Brought some water to a boil, at low heat

I made some eggs and burnt 'em all

But my OJ was fresh squeezed, baby

[Verse 2]

I stepped outside to see about the weather

And the sun was coming up, so sweet

Even though my breakfast tasted bitter

My OJ was fresh squeezed, baby

[Chorus]

I just got to know

Myself a bit better and

I'll never be a Rolling Stone

Plus it seems a little far to go

[Verse 3]

Right across my street beside the dumpster

A drifter and a drunkard talked it out

So I inclined to take some time and eavesdrop for awhile

As their voices rose to a shout

[Verse 4]

They said, "How come the sun ain't shining on

Everything? (How come that sun don't shine?)

How come we're not invited?

Well, it's too much for me"

[Bridge]

Uh oh, uh oh

Uh oh, uh oh

How long must I take this in stride?

Uh oh, uh oh

Uh oh, uh oh

I'll be the same

Until I die

[Chorus]

I just got to know

Myself a bit better and

I'll never be a Rolling Stone

Plus it seems a little far to go

[Outro]

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Wow!

I just got to know

Myself a bit better

I'll never be a Rolling Stone

(Oh, yes!)