[Intro]

Hey! Morning, mom! What's for breakfast?

Morning, Billy! I packed you a phat-ass bowl of Rapper-O's!

Rapper-O's? What the fuck is that?

[Verse 1]

You lookin' for a breakfast cereal? That's less than lyrical?

So wack that it's low-fat? Forget your Cheerios

Try Rapper-O's!

Half a bowl will have your bones feelin' strong

Like Mastodon's rappin' on, while others last a minute long

Go get it mom, any [?] or Walgreens should carry it

One of serving of Rapper-O's will do wonders for your larynx

Confidence in various of the areas controlling self-esteem, no need to hire a therapist for your arrogance

A character in each box with a different weak spot

That you wanna tap into and serve over a beatbox

Some arе frosted, some are plain

Thе older to the younger grains

That'll satisfy your hunger pangs

A sponsor of the Summer Games

Packed full of vitamins, you won't have to find a gym

Do your part and help eliminate wack in our environment

Package bar scientists, they created a surplus

Will you help us get rid of it? Who wants to get served up?

[Chorus]

I eat MCs for breakfast, the ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's!)

I eat MCs for breakfast, there's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's!)

[Verse 2]

The most important meal out of the day, they say

Popular flavors like Laffy Taffy and Ay Bay Bay

Get eaten up like Fat Albert (Hey Hey Hey! )

Special K ain't got nothin' on my favourite thang

Rapper-O's in the morning makes me big and tall

Dig my paws into the bowl and then they get engulfed

Til I'm lookin' bloated, these Rapper-O's are sugar-coated

The hood has spoken, there isn't a box I couldn't open

Find diamond-studded toys when you dig in with both hands

And jiggy rappin' action figures with limited vocab

Go grocery shoppin' and put this in your tote bag

Eat up all them Rapper-O's before it goes bad

It's already watered down so don't use too much milk

Equivalent to two plus mil, so if you got skills

Grab a spoon and start your day right

Also a snack for late night

The cereal for the MC to stay tight

[Chorus]

I eat MCs for breakfast, the ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's!)

I eat MCs for breakfast, there's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's!)

[Interlude]

All your favorite MCs eat Rapper-O's!

Method Man and Redman! (Whateva man)

KRS-One! (Hip-Hop)

Nas! (It-It Ain't hard to tell)

And Jay-Z! (Yeah)

[Verse 3]

Count Chocula tried to bite, Tony the Tiger tried to hate

But couldn't stop eatin' it after both of em got a taste

You silly rabbits, rappin' about your milli-clappin', ceiling-crackin' stealin' habits when none of it really happened, did it Captain?

Snap, Crackle and Pop can't even eat half of the box

Without hearing about how much cash that you got

Fruity Pebbles is aight, and Lucky Charms sucks

Get your ass to the store and get your breakfast bars up

[Chorus]

I eat MCs for breakfast, the ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's!)

I eat MCs for breakfast, there's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's!)

[Scratches: DJ Zo]

They're grrrrreat!

Grrrr-Grrrreat!

Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-Grrrreat!

Grrrrrrrrreat!

Uh huh

[?]

[Outro]

From the creators of Captain Crust and Frosted Fakes, comes a new crispy, crunchy, musty breakfast cereal that all the hyper-obese, diabetic children love!

Each box comes with a collectible action figure, you can collect all five!

Starting with Angry Rapper! (Grrr-grrrr)

Drunk Rapper! (Hey!)

Science Rapper! (ET!)

Abstract Rapper! (Love is hate)

And everyone's favorite: Money Rapper! (Chyeah!)