MC Showcase 2011

By Dumbfoundead

Released on June 14, 2011

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[Verse 1: Dumbfoundead]

Yo, I remember when cyphers were off the dome

It happened on street corners, not recorded at your home

It's something I don't condone, I hope that I'm not alone

I'm doing this for the trolls that are commenting down below

Let's pick it up from D-Pryde

Listen up, it's "me" time

Arizonas, hit Coronas, buzzing like a beehive

Don't even need to be high to blow it up, I'm Jihad

This is all free, no tickets out the kiosk (Bee-yotch!)

A free speech inner city griot

Ladies on the dick 'cause I'm rocking a Magnum P.I

Everybody, be honest. You thought I wouldn't be on it?

I'm killing, now you're feeling it and clapping like a sea otter

The legendary freestyler, I say my name three times

Appear like the Candyman and beat your little pinatas

They call me E. Honda, I got a strong pimp hand

Your girl, she's a big fan and hanging off my kickstand

I'm obviously a product of wasted youth

And to the total opposite of everything safe to do

Used to have an ankle bracelet that beeped when I left the room

Not really a role-model, I'm here to corrupt the youth

Middle fingers lifted proud, five-finger discounts

Kick, spit, piss, flick cigs where the pigs lounge

Swigging a 5th of any liquor that is shit brown

Drinking early like the locals at the hick-town

Shout-out to Dale Firebird for the moonshine

Flow so sick, people saying gesundheit

Always got bars around me, feels like I'm doing time

You and I are like comparing boxing to muay thai


[Hook: Dumbfoundead]

Fans lining up, trying to smoke me out, telling me they got a fat blunt rolled

If they see us in the venue, they might kick us out, but holler at me after the show, ho


[Verse 2: Dumbfoundead]

Yo, half Frankenstein, other half Genghis Khan

The type of style that most people can't describe

Young'uns coming up, telling me that I'm past my prime

I was better than most folks when my ass was five

Huh, yeah, you too weak for this

Might as well quit and turn in your two-weeks notice

I make quotables, you barely meet quotas

K-Town hold my city on each shoulder

Local celebrity, international pimp

Never get hotel room, just crash at her crib

No rent-a-car, she my private taxi and shit

Does whatever I want her to, never ask for a tip

Huh, drank toasted, smoking dank posted

Hoes get spanked while we bumpin' that Frank Ocean

West-Coasting, dubs in the air

Freestyles over here, free hugs over there


[Hook: Dumbfoundead]

Fans lining up, trying to smoke me out, telling me they got a fat blunt rolled

If they see us in the venue, they might kick us out, but holler at me after the show, ho