She's a weed eater

He's a bottom feeder

The things that she says

Makes him want to beat her and beat her

He's a cold heart

She's a dead log

All the dope that she smokes

Makes her bark like a dog

Oh Mr. Mud, what have you done now

Oh Mr. Mud now, what have you done

Oh Mr. Mud, oh what have you done now

Oh Mr. Mud, you're sure lot of fun

He's a mud dweller

She's an underwear seller

The mud gotten so thick

That he can't even tell her

His life goes all wrong

And she's in love with the bong

Mr. Mud comes to town

All the creeps tag along

She's a weed eater

He's a bottom feeder

The things that she says

Makes him want to beat her and beat her

He's a cold heart

She's a dead log

All the dope that she smokes

Makes her bark like a dog

Oh Mr. Mud, what have you done now

Oh Mr. Mud now, what have you done

Oh Mr. Mud, oh what have you done now

Oh Mr. Mud, you're sure lot of fun

He's a mud dweller

She's an underwear seller

The mud gotten so thick

That he can't even tell her

His life goes all wrong

And she's in love with the bong

Mr. Mud comes to town

All the creeps tag along

Mr. Mud, Mr. Mud

Mr. Mud, Mr. Mud

Mr. Mud, Mr. Mud

Mr. Mud, Mud, Mud