Welcome Ladies And Germs

Please Sit The Fuck Down

And Enjoy The Show

And If You Don't Like It

Fuck You

Bitch I was born to rap (to rap)

Since day 1 I would spit facts (FACTS!)

Never had many contacts (none)

Kept all of my friends in tact (uh-huh)

Never had one sip of act (nope nope)

Had to let my brain adapt (uh-huh)

All of your friends are bugs (are bugs)

And probably one of them's tapped (their tapped)

All of you rats will get scrapped (bowwww)

Like bird man bitch I stay strapped (let's go)

Packed with a knife and a Gac (let's get it)

Im a one man wolf pack (rrrrraaahhhhh)

Playing blackjack with jack black

Kicking it hackysack

They talking bout this

They talking bout that

But they ain't really running rap (bring it back)

Bring it back to the real

Like dem days of Kobe and Shaquille

Or dem days of pippen and jorden

Killing you Lil babies like an abortion

All you do is suck

When you get up on the mic

Your rap name should've been Lil Absorbtion

I'm evil like the four horsemen

Cut you off like a four skin

Sick in the head and it's twisted like contortion

What the fuck

You want from me dog

I'm a kill u right now & I'm a leave u on my front lawn

Let the garbage man pick you up cuz

We cool as fuck and I rolled him up

A couple pounds for free

Honestly

He helps me bury the bodies see

When I go on my killing sprees

Spare no one I kill em all equally

In mass I smoke my weed legally

I love it when my team beats the maple leafs

When the anthem comes on I take a knee

Coming at me imma break your knee

And if you come back imma shank your knee

God damn it sounds like I have too many "kNEEDS"

Outro Talking - Herbert The Pervert:

You see kids!

Dudja spits that fire

Im Seventy years old and I just shit my pants listening to that

I need to call my mothafucking nurse now

God Damn!!!

Dudja you are amazing I tell ya