I was in my room thinking I'm slick

When suddenly Mom and Dad what a kick

They burst through the door no warning at all

Caught me mid-stroke now they're my shower stall

No time to hide no time to flee

Caught with my pants down literally

I'm mortified I can't pretend

This moment it'll never end

Busted in my room now they're in my goo

Awkward as hell what can I do

They're drenched in my juice from head to toe

This is one story they'll never let go

Yeah yeah in my goo uh-huh

We walked in no idea what we'd find

Shocked to the core our minds are blown

Now we're sticky thanks to our son

This family moment we'll never outrun

No time to hide no time to flee

Caught with our eyes wide literally

We're mortified we can't pretend

This moment it'll never end

Busted in his room now we're in his goo

Awkward as hell what can we do

We're drenched in his juice from head to toe

This is one story we'll never let go

Uh in his goo yeah yeah

We'll clean it up we'll laugh it off

But this tale it's our family's scoff

We'll share this laugh we'll share this tale

But for now let's find a damn pail

Busted in his room now we're in his goo

Awkward as hell what can we do