[Intro]

Listen up, yeah

Listen up

Ha ha ha

About to get a little bit off key

Bam, I missed my cue

How's it gonna be on the m-i-c

Listen me

I'ma spit that, too legit to quick chat

Eyo, check the format step on MCs like doormat

[Verse]

Basically I'm unstable, brain things

Unable to maintain the knowledge I contain in my cerebral

Warn your people, my styles are lethal

Like injections, doctors giving mercy killings

When you're too dead to live

People remember my rhymes you've only got a memory just like a sieve

That's my prerogative, straight to the point

And styles derivative and negative

I'm positive your rhymes are artificial like preservatives in jam jars

With your pictures on the front

In a golliwog pose grinning like a dumb cunt

'Scuse the profanity but basically

The audacity of a man tryna challenge me'll bring in tragedy

Like finding out on national TV

That you come from a one-parent transvestite family

And your mum's really your dad dressed up badly

Takin' up the batty from Barry happy as Larry

Silly Sally, Tommy Tucker, call me motherfucker

I'm your baby, motherfucker

Motherfucker, I'm havin' a laugh

You're dirty like the ring - naw, I mean you're dirty like

You're filthy like the ring of scum around the bath

MCs wanna test 'is but fuck off!

I'm deep like the mind of Minolta

Lyrical quota, I got force like Yoda

Brainstormer, farm of the normer

Dead people resurrect to see this performer

Other rappers look like fishes out of water

Hospital patients jump out they coma

I shit on competition, smell the aroma

And breath it in, because I inflate lungs

Competition sound like churches when they speakin' in tongues

Cause I don't overstand them ones

I'll show ya how it runs

Daddy was a sawn off, I'm a son of a gun

Don't wanna kill no one, faces on stun

Warp factor eight, beam me up, Scotty

I train MCs like kids on potties

Fresh out the nappy, hair nappy

Brought up in a racist area - "Oi, blackie"

Hate what you fear and fear what you hate

See I don't tolerate slave mastermind state

Might defecate on a plate, feed it to your throat 'til you choke

Eat shit and die, no joke

That's no joke, one of the world's last hopes

To get to the truth I could kidnap the pope

I'm so fuckin' hot I piss smoke

Aah, they wanna take you a joke, don't provoke

Dubbledge will take your girl and elope

I'm Dee-buh!

[Outro]

Dubbledge, yea?

Talk done

That's it, mate

No long ting, no like..

Ah, whatever, look

Done!