ShowerCon - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the party, everybody far and near

Drinks start pouring, everybody start to cheer

See what we have here, is a reason to facilitate

A room full of friends, everybody want to celebrate

Step 1: acquire a line-up inspired

By your finest refreshments, a minor investment

Don’t sweat it, won’t retire with questions

Or desires you left without a prior assessment

Step 2: make sure everyone’s invited

Instagram, Twitter, all our followers united

Snapchat hashtags are gonna be a riot

Facebook event, don’t dare set it to private

Step 3: add some lighting, make it vibrant

Turn the music up to the opposite of quiet

This is the event that’ll always be admired

Oh, forgot to mention, attire not required

[Chorus]

ShowerCon! We gon’ party while the power’s on

ShowerCon! Everybody got to bounce along

ShowerCon! Leaving every dry towel gone

ShowerCon! 9000 with the scouter on

ShowerCon! We’ll be proving every doubter wrong

ShowerCon! Yeah we had to make a louder song

ShowerCon! The scene so amazing

With them hands like raisin' from a 24 hour long

[Verse 2]

Clothes off, skivvies out, showing off what’s under that

Butts out the back like a cluster full of plumber cracks

Hot waterfalls from the faucet, make a puddle splash

Steam rising fast like a thunder cloud of mustard gas

Bottles pouring out out the bottom of the duffel bag

Moving up the bar from our freshman year of undergrad

Best of the best, upper upper upper upper half

Couples want to cuddle, and they’re covered up in bubble bath

Suffering succotash, living up our prime

Dying with regrets? We’re not guilty of the crime

Heating up fast, thermostat watch it climb

Water works working putting hours in for overtime

Memories stored in the same frame of mind

I told you that this thing would be one of a kind

It’s beach party, pool party, block party combined

The only thing missing is a wet floor sign