Verse: Chris Hunger

[Verse 1: "Mainstream rapper"]

Uh, yeah, check it yo

I got sixteen, you got no verse

You should be home doing my homework

Quit before your own turn

That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse

So just back off, take a bat to the back of your laptop

You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac

And see, that's a fact

This is real talk, your words are abstract

You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement

Start moving, you losing

Bookworm, should have studied improving

That joke was amusing

You're an oxymoron, dude is confusing

[Verse 2: "Nerdcore rapper"]

If I'm a PC, then I'm Dual Core computing

Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton

Ripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I notice things

I'm gigabit ethernet, your style is token ring

You fake smart, it's not AI

Your boys are your backup, I got a RAID5

Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest

You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says

Get a new page, correct what you say

I'll set a blue flame to your level 2 mage

Well it's too late, you spray toothpaste

I pack binaries, you pack suitcase

Plus I got a girl, I never mac that

My brain is fast track so I have the last laugh

A memory leak, only he doesn't know

Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow

[Verse 3: "Mainstream rapper"]

You funny, better run dummy

Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money

You a now and later, bounce equator

Break you in half like your calculator

They call me the aftershaver

This dude ain't too sharp, gonna make me grab a razor

You're a beginner, me I rhyme great

King of the Midwest and the tri-state

[Verse 4: "Nerdcore rapper"]

You're an irate, live bait, crime rate primate

Zero out your time-wait, and kick you off MySpace

Water molecules dehydrate

How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!)

You failing like Sybase

The only time you get big is right before you dilate

Check your mail, new message

My chromosome is XY, yours is two Xs

[Verse 5: "Mainstream rapper"]

I'm selling like crack, I gotta cook that

Hold the mic right, that's why I took that

Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag

I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you

Life ain't fair, no one said I'm nice

I rep for my corner each and every night

[Verse 6: "Nerdcore rapper"]

Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night?

I run a whole island inside of Second Life

Better price, better time

True, your IQ's less than Kevin Federline's

Never mind, no-one's home

This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone

Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory

He thought I, Robot was based on true stories

[Verse 7: "Mainstream rapper"]

Look man, let me holler at you

My 28" rims are even taller than you

Uh, he can't see me

Blind from the shine on my chain 3D

[Verse 8: "Nerdcore rapper"]

You're confused, look I can see

They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would seed you

You like to talk rhyme a lot

But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops

[Verse 9: "Mainstream rapper"]

I'm too fly, call me Big Bird

Get outta here with your big words, big nerd

Look, I get paid in the streets

I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets

[Verse 10: "Nerdcore rapper"]

No need to ask, whether Dual Core's hot yet

With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet

If you blaze in the street, raising the heat

Then why I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me

Talk about my words like a verbal jihad

You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad

You're not a rap competitor

This guy guest-appeared on "To Catch a Predator"

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[Outro]

You are nothing (nothing)

Fatality-tality-tality-tality (Mortal Kombat death scream)