Welcome one and all, to this fun competition

Except nobody knows if there's any opposition

Face so friendly, smile disarmed

Everything's good, no cause for alarm

'cos I'm like you, and likewise the same

But for you this is work, and for me it's a game

Give a thumbs up if you know what I'm sayin'

Next round starting, believe that I'm playin'

Introductions not needed, been completed so to speak

Since I always act familliar each and every time we meet

We're not colleagues, you've never even heard of me

But I'm just so polite, and you're returning every courtesy

We're a perfect team, racking up a perfect score

Always have my hands full, you always hold the door

Gather info, you wouldn't take control at first

Shoulder surf, performance search, so I can find your older work

Prodigal, small talk, conversation, banter

Really I'm just probing while I'm listening for answers

Sure there's plenty policies, but no-one follows standards

Thanks to all the folks who come to work with different lanyards

Mag stripes, watermarks, all your RFID tags

But no-one's really looking at my counterfeited badge

Even still though, there's not a chance to see

You can tell by how I walk, I've got somewhere else to be

[Cause I'm... confident, like, I'm in a hurry]

[Like, I got work to do]

[I'm going places]

[Chorus]

Welcome one and all, to this fun competition

Except nobody knows if there's any opposition

Face so friendly, smile disarmed

Everything's good, no cause for alarm

'cos I'm like you, and likewise the same

But for you this is work, and for me it's a game

Give a thumbs up if you know what I'm sayin'

Next round starting, believe that I'm playin'

No signal, my battery is finished

Hey, could I go and use your phone for a minute?

Thanks y'all, I had to make a call to play it down

While my rootkit x-filled your data to the cloud

Famous stall, scan it all, gotta take my time

Scanning all your systems, the ones you didn't wipe

Scanning y'll, I got terabytes of drives

Scannin'ball, in the dumpster when I dive

Black and white, all the info with the details

And what type of person really prints out emails

Still intact, all the sentences and questions

I mean, paper shredders really aren't that expensive

Yep, we want it all, the kit and kaboodle

It's not that impressive, I just know how to Google

Found the CEO with the social network name

So nope, it's Dual Core, we're just leveraging the framework

[Chorus x3]

Welcome one and all, to this fun competition

Except nobody knows if there's any opposition

Face so friendly, smile disarmed

Everything's good, no cause for alarm

'cos I'm like you, and likewise the same

But for you this is work, and for me it's a game

Give a thumbs up if you know what I'm sayin'

Next round starting, believe that I'm playin'