[Intro]

Yo Kaos, I swear man, all I ever seem to see round here is sketty girls, sweaty sketty girls. You get me, I'm not having it

I know man, everywhere I look, something needs to be done. So what we gonna do?

Don't know man

You know what, fuck it, just tell 'em straight init

Yeah init, I'm with you, I'm with you, let's do it, tell 'em straight man

Yo, all you skets out there, keep your ears open, this one's gonna relate to you

Ha

[Verse]

Yo, remember that girl called Heather?

Didn't link her 'cause she had a lot of cheddar (What d'ya mean?)

When I say cheddar, I don't mean cash

I mean like cheese, Heather didn't have a bath

That's bullshit, you was like "Yeah I'd fuck it"

Yeah, before I found out she had a bucket

She's a proper sket man, she was going all flirty

I was like "Go and have a wash, you're dirty"

Remember that other girl? I think her name's Kirsty

Yeah, 18 but looked about 30

Never had a job, she's never paid tax

I looked to the side and seen bare ear wax

She swung both ways, she even liked the catty

Yeah, bare man said that she took it up the batty

She was in it for the money, she was in it for the dosh

She went a full week and she didn't have a wash (Eurgh)

What happened with Jenny? Did you get things started?

I took her to my yard and the dirty bitch farted

I said rahtid, bumbaclarted

Looked at the back and seen shit departed

Hey boomting, d'ya wanna come to my gaff?

Eurgh, no, go and have a bath

In fact have a shower, I'm really not fussy

Leave him alone man, he don't want your pussy

Who was that other girl nicknamed Darko?

She lift up her armpit and left me sparko

Got knocked down, got bowled right over

Got knocked out from her bad body-odour

What about Yoda? She drove a Skoda

Knocking on my door everyday like Jehovah

Yo Acer, she weren't no Witness

She only had a bath once a year like Christmas

What about Sarah? Thought she was a model?

Na, she were too fat man, she walked with a waddle

Yeah and her body smelt bad like Bitumen

Only thing she's gonna model is Michelin

[Outro]

So there, you've been told

Sketty, sweaty bitches

It's a bastard

Ain't life just a sweaty, sketty bitch

Oh dear, haha