[Intro]

Here sweaty sketty bitches, haha

So me and Acer thought wrong (Wrong)

We thought we'd got rid of 'em all

But we thought wrong

Anyway, here we are again

Skets number 2 (Number 2)

Try get rid of the last few that are about

We see a few now, hope this next one will get rid of 'em (Sweaty, sketty bitches)

If this don't work, I'm sorry people, I just don't know

[Verse]

Kaos, Acer, you said I smell of cheese

Well she does smell of Dairyleas

You said I didn't have a bath, that's just mean

Well why do you think you've got Gangreen?

Kirsty said that she didn't look old

But she did say that she was going bald

Going bald where? Do you mean on her hair?

Hey you've got it wrong man, I mean down there (Eurgh)

She got me pissed off, I wanted to hit her

All because you said that she took it up the shitter

I thought that was true, that's what she said though

But there's been rumours she was a lesbo

What about Jenny? She didn't sound happy

All because I said "Get back in your nappy"

Remember that day when she followed you?

You was getting jiggy while she followed through

Hey boomting, d'ya wanna come to my gaff yet?

Er I don't know, have you had a bath yet?

No 'cause my bathroom's being refitted

I said you do still smell like you've just shitted

Darko rang me yesterday

Told me that she bought some new bodyspray

Sure 24, didn't last an hour

I said "Forget that love, just have a shower"

What about Yoda? She drove a Skoda

Not no more, she got a new Land Rover

She got blazed in an Escort, blazed in a Nova

How many times has she been bent over?

She had a gangbang with four man (What?)

And na I don't mean George

After she had that gangbang, she had more cheddar than gorge (Cheese!)

[Outro]

Haha, once again, sketty sweaty bitches, been told

DSM, Acer, Kid Kaos

Remember, stay sweaty but not sketty

(Sket)