Suzy was a gal who saw a chance to demolish our mayor

(Ha!)

Suzy found out that the mayor has illegal nudes on his phone

He said hey Suzy, are you a friend of my daughter

Who doesn't like me but does like her

Suzy was made out of plastic little bags in the wind

Suzy got fed up with living only inside of our dreams

In our dreams

Suzy called the cops

To go arrest the mayor for those nudes

But the mayor saw this coming

And he threw his phone somewhere in the sea

But he didn't know that it doesn't matter

And now he is caught with his sins

Suzy was made out of plastic little bags in the wind

Suzy got fed up with living only inside of our dreams

In our dreams

As it turns out, Suzy isn't real

And the mayor is still there

And I hope they'll get rid of him

'Cause his world is so really thin

One dead dream in the grave of a million

One dead dream in the grave of a million

One dead dream in the grave of a million

One dead dream in the grave of a million