[Round 1: Boyz II Men's Wanya Morris]

Oh, oh, these guys are second cousins, which is complicated

'Cause if they're Rascal Flatts fans, then they're probably datin'

Your song "What Hurts the Most" was a real breakthrough

But what really hurts the most is listening to you

I'll be honest, and I'm not tryna be rude

You used to sing scales, now you tip them, too

It took me a second, but look at your crew

Three old white guys — what is this, Fox News?

[Round 1: Rascal Flatts' Joe Don Rooney]

So we're battling Boyz II Men, how do we dare

Step on the favorite band of single grandmas everywhere?

"You're So Hard to Say Goodbye" is incredibly beautiful

You've probably heard it if you've been to a funeral

And here's some food for thought that I'd like you to chew

Your combined weight, how's it more than when there was four of you?

And now you have a Vegas show, I think it's so funny

That a casino found a new way to steal people's money

[Round 2: Boyz II Men's Nathan Morris]

Make fun of our songs, go 'head, that's fine

We sold 60 million records, that's a lot of punchlines

Your first album was self-titled, but no surprise

Your second was called Meltin, and your faces obliged

And Gary, you're a [?], which is truly quite scary

Your frosted tips look like a hick Guy Fieri

And I'd make fun of you two if I thought it would bring shame

But I'll tell ya what, nobody don't even know y'all fuckin' names

[Round 2: Rascal Flatts' Gary LeVox]

Well, call me Guy Fieri, now that's really silly

'Cause, bitch, you look like you ate all cheesesteaks in Philly

So you're on the road with New Kids, now what's that tour called?

"Oh, Here's Some Guys That We Used to Like Who've Now Gone Bald"

And last year you opened for 98 Degrees

Keep up the hard work, boys, maybe next year, Jodeci

Stay workin' casinos to pay down them debts

All 60 million records sold, but mostly cassettes

[Round 3: Boyz II Men's Shawn Stockman]

Took "Life Is A Highway" and made it a smash

Then your life got in a crash and it ran out of gas

All your tracks are covers, it's terribly hokey

Had 16 number ones and it's basically karaoke

This old-man boy band, what's that all about?

The one direction your career is going is down south

But when it comes to country, you're a tradition

Despite the fact you look like a bunch of Republican magicians

[Gary LeVox]

Go "Make America Great Again", buddy

[Shawn Stockman]

Life is a highway

[Round 3: Rascal Flatts' Jay DeMarcus]

You have a residency in Vegas, does that cause some confusion?

Do you play the Mirage 'cause your career's an illusion?

The song "One Sweet Day" is hot fiyah

But it wouldn't be shit if it weren't for Mariah

I remember the '90s, when all your stars burned the brightest

Now you can't get on bended knee, because of arthritis

See, you are over-matched goin' toe-to-toe

So let me be the first motherfucker to say

[Rascal Flatts]

We've come to the end of the road

Still I can't let go (no, no, no, no, no, no)

It's unnatural

[Boyz II Men]

Oh, oh, yo, yo, hey, hold, let's just—

[Nathan Morris]

I just wanna know how it feels to sing a hit