[Cedric the Entertainer]

To, Joshua, give me a beat, son

[Round 1: Cedric the Entertainer]

Yo, check it

We starred on a show together, that's the reason

I got so much back pain, for carrying you all season

Outside, you got swarmed by the paparazzi cameras

Then they realized you wasn't a Housewife of Atlanta

You came here actin' like you on Empire

But you're no Cookie, you a doughnut that's expired

I saw you on Scream Queens, a show about death

You a queen like Khaleesi, but the dragons is yo' breath

[Round 1: Niecy Nash]

Cedric the Entertainer, it makes sense you wear hats

'Cause me and you like yo' hairline: we go way back

I look at you and I think, "What kind of man is this?"

You look like a pimp who only hustles sandwiches

I predict your big failure, ever since your start

Every time you lose a part, you must hate li'l Kevin Hart

You were the worst game show host, it was pathetic

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Apparently, not Cedric

[Round 2: Cedric the Entertainer]

Her first verse was both savage and mean

On Instagram, your followers is up to 15

People know me from a bunch of Barbershops

You'd be in sequels, too, if your movies didn't flop

On Dancing with the Stars, you tried to tango to a track

Your rhythm was so wack, I had to ask if you was black

But now you on Claws, I'll applaud you for the try

But you are on a show that's literally about watching paint dry

[Round 2: Niecy Nash]

Okay, Cedric can rap, honestly, I'm surprised

'Cause like half the audience, I thought you already died

From the looks of it, your blood type is "milkshake"

Cedric should entertain some ideas on how to lose weight

And look how you dress, I'm not impressed

Your suits are double-breasted, and, well, so is your chest

You think this chocolate Oompa Loompa gon' stop me?

He more like the Burger King of Comedy

[Round 3: Cedric the Entertainer]

Check it

Give it up for Niecy Nash, sure, she got jokes

She look like Oprah Winfrey, if Oprah was broke

Yeah, you got your little book on every bookcase

I read one page and threw that shit in the fireplace

People thought I was dead, that was hard to hear

But I'm alive and well, unlike your career

Standin' there, actin' like I'm beneath ya

If I'm the Burger King of Comedy, then you the Dairy Queen Latifah

Off the dome

[Round 3: Niecy Nash]

Cedric's so big, I'm surprised he has a spouse

You starred in Big Momma's House, what was you, the house?

I saw those diabetes commercials that you do

You didn't catch diabetes, bro, it caught you

I played his wife for five years and developed respect

For his real-life wife not leaving his ass yet

Pick your own death, Cedric, whatever works for you

Chicken wings or Niecy Nash, it's gon' be one of the two

I could continue to slaughter you, 'cause my rhymes are just that bad

But if I'm honest, you the best TV husband this girl ever had