[Round 1: Vanessa Hudgens]

Your eyes are far apart, insulting you is easy

They look opposite directions, there's no way that you could see me

I admit you're impressive, but you shouldn't even try

It's also impressive when you eat a pizza pie

So why we matched up? I don't know you in the least

I get it, it's a theme: Beauty and the Beast

I'm destroying you tonight, and you'll always be a sucker

Congrats on this year's Super Bowl — nope, that was your brother

[Round 1: Michael Bennett]

I'm pretty bummed, this is a fail

You got me battling a motherfucking fake Ashley Tisdale

I'm a major star, you just an amateur

You couldn't work the Super Bowl if your ass was a janitor

I'm out here winnin', I'm out here workin'

You out on the stage of Coachella just twerkin'

Play a superhero, maybe you can help me

What's your superpower, lookin' cute or takin' selfies?

[Round 2: Vanessa Hudgens]

I was in High School Musical, it was a huge movie

It helped define Disney, you are just Goofy

And, Michael, I think that we should question your taste

Your beard looks like you glued pubes to your face

300 pounds, imagine how his beard is stinking

He's the only man I've seen break a sweat just from thinking

Is this the best you got? Oh, stop being lazy

You can't beat me, just like you couldn't beat Tom Brady

[Round 2: Michael Bennett]

Compared to you, I'm a giant like André

I can't be scared of Ariana Not-So-Grande

Looked up your music, I knew that I should

I played it for my kids, they said, "Nah, that's not good"

You're a triple threat, I know what that means

Every time you seem to sing, people tend to leave

If you with Drake, I still wouldn't listen

Try being me, I can show you what a hit is

[Round 3: Vanessa Hudgens]

Michael dreamed of the Super Bowl his whole life

And got ejected from the game from starting a fight

Your endorsements go to charity, what a thing to do

Too bad no brands wanna endorse you

And yes, you're on the Seahawks, that sounds fine

But remember they cut your ass back in 2009

Oh, while you're here, I need a favor, one time

Please help me out and get this jersey signed

[Vanessa Hudgens]

Oh, I'm sorry, that's your brother's jersey. I would never want your autograph!

[Michael Bennett]

Noooo! Okay, okay. Could you do me a favor, Josh?

[Joshua Silverstein]

What's up?

[Michael Bennett]

Make her famous again

[Round 3: Michael Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, okay

The Hawks cut me once, don't worry about me

I got 65 million, and 50 guaranteed

In Spring Breakers, your bikini was a distraction

But to me, that's the best part of watching yo' ass actin'

You got a show, it's called Powerless, right?

What's that about, us battling tonight?

You're a little thing, I'm a monster of the game

I saw that show Grease, but you just another cum stain