[Round 1: Anthony Anderson]

Before I start this battle and get in your biz

Gotta thank you for your music that helped make my kids

Before I gas you up and make your head any bigger

How'd you make a career fallin' in love with strippers?

Usher has had a little problem with most women

And "problem," I mean he breaks up a tradition

I know it's hard to hear, but I have a burning question

How'd you get caught cheating and call it a confession?

[Round 1: Usher]

Anthony Anderson, the star of Black-ish

This supposed to be a celebrity battle, I got catfished

You lost some weight, yeah, your body, it speak

Tracee must be happy, she carries you every week

You host Animal Nation, where you and pets chat

And I got a confession: nobody watches that

On another note, I know what that's about

But don't think we'll ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever forget you up in Big Momma's House

[Beatboxer Joshua Silverstein]

Daaamn, bad movie-movie

[Anthony Anderson]

Make some noise if you've seen Big Momma's House!

Drop that shit!

[Round 2: Anthony Anderson]

Usher's Justin Bieber's mentor since he was eight

Ooh, Usher, that looks like it's going great

You think you got me beat? C'mon now, really?

You need Pepto, 'cause yo ass couldn't even handle Chilli

Usher accidentally Snapchatted his penis

But half the women in Atlanta said, "I've already seen this"

And the shame of that mistake, Usher, you've gotta wear it

And embrace that yo' dick looks like a burnt baby carrot

[Round 2: Usher]

Uh, you been nominated for Golden Globes and Emmys

Year after year you come, but man, you still ain't won any?

Me, I won eight Grammys, what you think about that?

It's unbelievable that you ain't win for Kangaroo Jack

You can't dress, got no swag, whole style is ruined

Hairdo look like a cockroach family reunion

You 'posed to tell the truth, but your life is false

The only checks you gettin' is when the doctor holds your balls and says "Cough"

[Round 3: Anthony Anderson]

I heard your latest album, I knew something was wrong

It's called Hard to Love, which describes every song

You were a judge on The Voice, that gig is recyclable

They only needed you to make Adam Levine likable

Many of your songs I hold near and dear

Like "Let It Burn," that song about your movie career

I won this fair and square, admit you got beat

Because unlike you, Usher, I don't cheat

[Round 3: Usher]

Game show, talk show, actin', aw, hell

Is there anything that Anthony Anderson does well?

I know what that make you, and it needs to be said

Yeah, you lost a lot of weight, but still got a big pumpkin head

Nowadays you fit, but you used to be sloppy

You lookin' like you Photoshopped a head on yo body

If I had it my way, man, I'd battle myself

'Cause your rhymes, they make me wanna, wanna, wanna kill myself