[Verse 1]

Crashed a clunker, broke the bumper

Thwacked my thunker, pinched the pumper

Just enough to get home (You can't say I never)

Lost a big bone, bonked my big dome

Wore the big cone, barked a big groan

Got left at home all alone (You can't say I never)

Gripped the grip stick, dipped the dip stick

Left my lipstick, on the sip stick

TMJ thurts my jaw (You can't say I never)

Bounced a gumball, gummed a bounce-ball

Want-amount tall, bank account small

Not sure if clay could fix my flaws (You can't say I never)

[Pre-Chorus]

You can't say I nevеr went to school

Can't say I never brokе my arm

Took shit, kissed fist of the tool who

Took the piss and said I'm pissing in the pool (ooh)

Hold your horses, hold your horses

Keep holding, 'til they're corpses

Don't expect me to go and cite my sources

'Cause the only string of words I possibly endorse is

[Chorus 1]

I understand your problems

Our hearts have hands, so put her there

Now let's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance

Bystanders gather round

Just to get a- get a- get a glimpse, a glance

Of what my eyes found down on the ground

[Verse 2]

And a glance is what you shall get

Just sit tight, alright, there's something

Not quite right, or something

They just don't know how I feel

They just don't get

[Pre-Chorus]

Little bit by little bit, another brick, another brick

I'm about to throw an F-ing freaking flipping fucking fit

I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it

I'm sick of stuck in thick of it

A little brittle baby playing monkey in the middle with myself

No other monkey since there never is and never was

Another middle monkey, but it wouldn't even matter 'cause

[Chorus 2]

Shucks, I'm shy, oh what a perfect admission

To prove to you I've been given ground vision

Maybe you can see it in my eyes, bone-dry

'Cause I'm the sand that you walk on at the beach

Where you wonder

How have all these clocks gone by, you can't say I never

Tried and true

These words will never find you

It gets so hard to talk

When you always chew your chalk

[Bridge]

(It's hard work minding all this business)

But I don't know what this business is

But I don't know how to rest this leg

But I don't know what this omelet is

But I can't unbreak this egg

But I don't know what this business is

All I know is how to cut my teeth

And that ticks and pisses me off

Cause my teeth are where I can't see

[Pre-Chorus]

So if the ground gets you

Just look me up, and I'll look down

And if the frown-train choos

I'll tell you what, I'll bust that gut

[Chorus 3]

I understand your problems

Our hearts have hands, so put her there

Now let's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't you have somewhere to be?

Oh, yeah wow, would you look at the time, uhh

Let- lemme, uhh, let's see

One time I cried

Another perfect admission

To prove to you I've been given ground vision

Maybe you can see it in my eyes, bone-dry

'Cause I'm the sand that you walk on at the beach

Where you wonder

How'd you cry with those dry eyes, you can't say I never

Tried and true

These words will never find you

It gets so hard to talk

When you always chew your chalk