[Verse 1]

Home from school and here to stay

I'll take it easy again today

Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay

Don’t need to work, I sleep all day

Hey!

[Chorus]

Couch slouch

Fuck off

[Verse 2]

My mom don't like the way I live

She says I take but I don't give

My dad can't stand the way I am

He says, "Damn it, just get up man"

Yeah!

[Chorus]

Couch slouch

You suck

[Verse 3]

Awaken now and then to eat and shit

Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit

Society's not ready for me

Crazy assholes never will be

Never will be!

[Interlude: Kurt Brecht, several people talking over each other]

[?] man, [?] man, get sick of watching this fuckin' crap

Change the channel

Couch slouch!

[Verse 5]

Awaken now and then to eat and shit

Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit

Society's not ready for me

Crazy assholes never will be

Never will be!