[Intro: Drench, SpongeBob, & DoodleBob]

A-any last words?

Eda bela hala baba

I'm sorry, what was that?

Eda bela hala baba

This heavy!

Nyeh! (AAAGH!)

[Chorus]

Me hoy minoy (Huh), you know I’m that boy (Huh)

I'll take your self-confidence, I will destroy (Huh)

Play with your girl, just like a toy (Huh, huh)

Yuh, yuh, ayy

DoodleBob, DoodleBob, pop, pop, pop

I-I-I got a gun, and I doodle this shit

When I feel lonely, I doodle a bitch

Doodle me a tree so I'm always lit

[Verse 1]

You piss me off, I’ma doodle a frown

I am your king, bitch, I doodle a crown

I ain't no slut, I don't doodle around

Nah, nah, what?

Look in my eyes, and they different size

Size don't matter

I'm 2D, but your bitch still flatter

I ate her, now I'm so much fatter

When I'm all done, leave it, drench with a splatter

B-bitch I am— Bitch, I am DoodleBob, you can't erase

I’ll doodle myself all over the place

I’ll doodle my thing all over your face

Magic pencil, all the girls chase

Your parents might hate you 'cause you a disgrace

That’s probably because you a mistake

Bela hala baba (This heavy!)

Nyeh! (AAAGH!)

[Chorus]

Me hoy minoy (Huh), you know I'm that boy (Huh)

I'll take your self-confidence, I will destroy (Huh)

Play with your girl, just like a toy (Huh, huh)

Yuh, yuh, ayy

DoodleBob, DoodleBob, pop, pop, pop

I-I-I got a gun, and I doodle this shit

When I feel lonely, I doodle a bitch

Doodle me a tree so I'm always lit

[Verse 2]

I’m in the sea of the deep blue

I need you once, and I ain't gon' keep you

You stepped up bad, and I'm just like, "Pee-ew"

You are so mad, no one want to be you

I'm gonna leave, hope I never see you

I run around, chase SpongeBob and Patrick

Sandy, hit cheeks 'cause she is a bad chick

I let her speak 'cause I ain't no fascist

I disappear, just like it's magic

Murder this beat, goddamn it, it's tragic

[Outro]

DoodleBob, DoodleBob

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop

DoodleBob, DoodleBob

Pop, pop, pop