[Intro: Sample + Whoolio E Glacias]

("Vast intellect")

No es lo mismo torta de huevos que mis huevos en tu torta; pero a mi no me importa si eres loca o loco, tienes que visitar al Dr. Octo'

[Verse 1: Dr. Octagon]

Chewbacca's not here—I'mma do it for you circumcised

Niggas don't realize my format is a palm spectrum

To damage any rectum

This is the real dinosaur funk which permitted G-Funk

To play anally through the trunk a digital master

Was given to Sam Cooke and Jimmy Castor

Kurt Cobain was here but Doc Oc' has novacaine

Theoretically keepin' puppies and the pedigree

Small fetus brought Santa Claus to greet us

Rappers know I'm equipped with Clorox

And chemicals that'll burn off your lip

Intestines investments hide money in your stomach

Who can stop Pepto Bismol?

Only a Gremlin eatin' in Larry Parker like Gizmo

As Dr. Octagonecologyst girls open legs for beer kegs

French toast and herbs were covered with giant eggs

Livin' small, people unequal challenge my thoughts

No station or radio will understand

The perfect enzyme is me with your brain in my other hand

Suck my oil, yo Whoolio tell 'em

[More Whoolio dialogue]

[Verse 2: Dr. Octagon]

MP4, six spacecraft in the mix, kissin Mary J. Blige

On Earth was quite normal

As Dr. Octagon, walkin' through a polygon

My first impression was to give patients a lesson

Who's the best to put me to the test

I'll battle Ultramagnetic, my own self as well

Two mirrors in the clear, I'm floating deep in the atmosphere

Through Los Angeles heights I'll damage Hollywood lights

Women know my sex computer condoms humpin' on Ampex

My number 2-7-5-49-69 disconnected

My first black robot

Space connected while you listen to Keith Sweat (meow)

Your brain is caught up in a net

Two million thousand three billion wack records in the solar

The system's out of reach, niggas try to preach

Why you tryin to act fly walkin' up Venice Beach?

Zapp, like Roger, my funk is powerful than Troutman

Seven years ago like California was tooken from Mexico

Who knows this magnum five can't scope this

A&R's will go crazy tryin to find someone to duplicate Dr. Octagon

Yo chief administrator, suck my oil

"We are experiencing technical difficulties

Please stand by"

[Whoolio Dialogue]

Auto four six seven five four three

Equals, the levels, of nobody in this trauma

World of unconciousness

Blackness and power, coming down through the urinalysis

Leaving hands with callouses

Right power