[Skit: Ms. Roq, Traci Nelson & Eddie Griffin]

Damn girl, it is hotter than a motherfucker up in here

You got that right

I need to go to the bar and get me a drink, please

Yes

Hello

Yeah, what the fuck you want?

Hmm

Let me get a Cosmo

What the fuck you want?

Damn, I'll have an apple martini

This motherfucker drunk as a mother

Thirsty bitches

This a drunken-ass nigga

Oh, ooh, shit girl, those niggas are looking over here!

Oh shit, don't look, don't look

Damn, what's up, what they look like though?

Shit, shit, damn, they look, they look aight

They fuckable? What's up, is they fuckable or what?

Shh, chill out, chill out

What?

Here they come

What?

Here they come! Chill out! Damn