[Verse 1]

I'm too smart for my own good

And no good at chess but I'm invincible at cribbage

Fifteen for two fifteen for four fifteen for six bitches

Fifteen for eight fifteen for ten damn right I'm winning

I'm winning

I'm too smart for my own good

And too dumb to know that I'm no good at lying

Trying to be likable enough to be a believable liar

Too scared to move an inch I'm burning this high wire

High-fire

Want a double date with oxygen until the house burns down and ties up all our odds and ends

We can blame it on our apathetic incompetence

And hope they find a way to recycle our favorite item and

When it comes to spelling I am such a disappointing person

But if I have to I will spell it out for you in bubble letter cursive

One day we'll be as dead as Earth is

And cash in on a payday we said we'd never flirt with

Fulfilling eternal urges until we burst into nothingness

Surrounded by constant buzzing

I want to know what nothing is

Experimenting with Nihilism for sport

Where keeping scores of meaning is chore

[Hook]

I'm too whatever for whatever

I'm too whatever for whatever

I'm too whatever for whatever

Doing what I do and doing it forever

[Verse 2]

I'm too skinny for my old clothes

And so hip-hop I'll never let 'em go

You could pack up the past in a box and watch it burn

But you don't cause it validates your genetic code

I'm never lost like a past life invented the roads

I got directions to a happy place embedded in your soul that you will never know unless you get up and go

We're walking on water trying to reinvent what we know

I'm too down to Earth to be a God

And too fucking nice to get invited into purgatory

Good thing I'm not religious

Mass murder bores me

It has me crying in the corner like I'm 20 purging a 40

Don't get caught Filet Mignon

And wake up manana saltier than Edamane with no Sake bomb

And I got my mind on my money and my money on my Ramen +rhyming+

And I'm too damn hungry to care what they have in common

I'm too materialistic to be a nudist

[?] pretend to be an introvert and tell them [??]

Then I got a beer in hand and abandon my ear

These are the amazing and amusing musings of my rap career

[Hook] x2

I'm too whatever for whatever

I'm too whatever for whatever

I'm too whatever for whatever

Doing what I do and doing it forever tuning out the weather

[Outro]

I'm too whatever for whatever

I'm too whatever for whatever