[Verse 1]

Look at me riding a pony

Holden Caulfield on these fucking phonies

Jesus Christ, they act like they don't know me

Like a trumpet, do-do-do, do-do, you can blow me

[Chorus]

F-f-f-fucking phonies

Do-do-do, do-do, f-f-f-fucking phonies

(They control me) Fucking phonies

Do-do-do, do-do, I love my fucking phonies

[Verse 2]

Pizza cat, pepperoni

Galaxy-print all on my clothing

I'm musical— la-la-la, la-laa— where's my Tony?

Feather in my cap, ah, call it macaroni

[Chorus]

F-f-f-fucking phonies

Do-do-do, do-do, f-f-f-fucking phonies

(They control me) Fucking phonies

Do-do-do, do-do, I love my fucking phonies

[Bridge]

Wake up, sheeple

Stream the Beatles

Stanley Kubrick

Tarantino

[Chorus]

F-f-f-fucking phonies

Do-do-do, do-do, f-f-f-fucking phonies

(They control me) Fucking phonies

Do-do-do, do-do, I love my fucking phonies

[Outro]

Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

F-f-f-fucking phonies