Helpless Fools (Hurricane Mix)

[Intro: Teddy Pendergrass]

Just another helpless fool in love is what I am

[Verse 1: MF DOOM]

Mary, you make me wanna eat you

Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you

Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too

Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through

Like my genie in a bottle

Miss could get me rich like a magaziney model

Before you know it, he have her on a stroll

Fresh and ripe, complexion like Acapulco Gold

If I had to guess, just right, not a day old

Like a cradle robber, copped her off, shop a trailer-load

Know the right number, you can get her

And hit it while you would've sold to the highest bidder like

Fruits and berries, bring daddy loot in a hurry

Just be cute, and don't worry

Type to make a nigga hallucinate and admit it

Then she started losing weight and letting everybody hit it

Unlike Ally (sometimes she gets bitter)

Always kept me happy, never had a problem with her

She used to let me use her, back when I was looser

Respect her until to this day and never did abuse her

I told her I'll be faithful, but she don't believe me

I probably could've been, if I'd never meet Evie

She make me feel all fuzzy inside, it's loco

You won't get nowheres near her if you're broke though

Kept a shorty, man, find 'em much thinner

If caught I get mad time just for touching her

Knock wood, so much for hymens

So fly, she should be in the sky with diamonds

Little young thing, she liked to do the tongue thing

At times, she would play hard to get, fronting

Or something, she made me feel like the number one king

Run into her now, and we still catch a fun fling

Met her out in Central Park, that's one sign

Had the God mentally sparked, reflecting sunshine

She said "you need to stop messing with that white girl

She fucking with your head and got your heart in a tight curl"

We messed around once or twice, but she don't know me

She helped me get money at the dunce price OT

Plus she from Colombia, so she really Spanish

Cookie known to make a cat bank account vanish

And Miss Hazy, older woman, mature black

Every time she sees me, I end up gettin' towed back

All she want me to do is blaze it crazy

The only one complaint is, she make me too lazy

Sugar-mommy laced me with the butter navy Avi

Just her way to make up for the headaches that she gave me

It's all gravy, when I'm done gettin' my mack on

Ally is always there to help me get back on

[Interlude: Teddy Pendergrass]

Just another helpless fool in love is what I am

[Verse 2: Ghostface Killah]

What's happening brown sugar? Say you look so good today

Ankle bracelet wrapped around your leg

Here have a seat, complimentary drinks is on me

Bartender, Chevalier Chateau at table three

Luxurious rings, eyes sparkling

What's your name sugar? Juanita Cash Hawkins

Your complexion gives a reflection of

Sometime a black woman just need to be loved

Quiet and shy, baby girl my gift got you high

Made you wanna hit me with the keys to that five?

Just joking baby, I have a sharp sense of humour

Wish I would've bumped into your frame a lot sooner

What's your physical degree, thirty one, thirty three

Half Hawaiian with a slight touch of Chinese

Seen you working at a law firm on Fifth Avenue

Three blocks from the Gucci spot is where I trapped you

Yo, I'm all into older woman, who's happy living

Love kids and, keep all our business in the crib and

And not afraid to die with me the God on your side

We holding hands 'til death do us apart and then we slide

Earring in the left side of your nose, love my combo

Should have left my Wis' a thousand times maybe tonight though

Yo, you sexy motherfucker, damn, what's the recipe?

You make a nigga wanna god damn!

Can you cook darling? At the stove you're evolving

Baked macaroni, turkey wings, a nigga starving

Here take my number let me pull the chair from under

I had fun plus your backyard speak with thunder

[Outro: Teddy Pendergrass]

Love was never born to say goodbye

Just another helpless fool in love is what I am